Monday, March 25, 2013

FORD HAS A BRIGHT IDEA

 
advertising ideas come and go

but this new ford ad in india should just go

ford india plugs the cavernous trunk space of its new figo

it's a new hatchback with plenty of room

room enough for all your captive women

stuffed inside like they were groceries, the ad depicts

paris hilton and her haul of beauties

she seems to have kidnapped the all kardashians

one of whom is inexplicably wearing a bikini and high heels

- well, that's kimmy for you

the campaign, also features former world champion

racecar driver michael schumacher with bound-and-gagged

competitors, that one is being unveiled just a few days after

the indian government passes a major anti-rape law

the timing is perfect

it's always nice to have plenty of trunk space

especially when there are so many kardashians

- i could load-them-up and really go places

but this ad idea just doesn't seem to be going anywhere