Monday, April 15, 2013

ANTEATER MEAT: THE NEW VIAGRA

12 chinese crewmen are being detained on charges
 
of poaching, attempted bribery and cruelty to animals
 
and even more charges are being prepared against them
 
including damaging coral reefs and violating various
 
wildlife protection laws for being found having pangolin meat
 
- what kinda meat...
 
you'd think that the authorities would understand
 
that chinese will eat any kinda meat including pangolin meat
 
- what kinda meat...
 
it is not yet clear which of the four pangolin species
 
the meat comes from and the authorities wouldn't say
 
they would say that that doesn't matter at this time
 
all that matters is that these men
 
will not be enjoying pangolin stew for the time being
 
these animals are protected in many asian nations
 
and an international ban has been in effect since 2002
 
but illicit trade continues and is accelerating
 
the meat and scales of the pangolin fetch hundreds
 
of dollars per ounce on the illegal pangolin market in china
 
where many believe eating pangolin cures various ailments
 
including male impotency and also premature ejaculation
 
ok, now I understand
 
eating this anteater will make my willy work again
 
and probably open-up my eyes and bring back my smile
 
- those chinese aren't so dumb after all
 
global illegal wildlife trade is estimated to yield over
 
$20 billion in this coming year alone
 
many of these forbidden delicacies are for medicinal use
 
usually having to do with enhancing male performance
 
wildlife smuggling is the 4th largest illegal global trade item
 
after narcotics - which also helps in getting laid
 
2nd is product and currency counterfeiting - helps in sex
 
and of course human trafficking - more sex
 
seemingly, most illegal trade has to do with a wet willy
 
and the risks are low compared with other crimes
 
and the fact that high-level traders are rarely arrested
 
prosecuted or even ever convicted
 
the bribes and the paydays can be big
 
 
as can the rewards of a fully functional working willy
 
Note: The giant anteater can reach 7 feet long from the tip of its snout to the end of its tail, it is known as big willy