Wednesday, April 10, 2013

GLOBAL WARMING - I'LL SAY!

satellites getting blown outta the sky
 
no, not from north korean missiles
 
but something much more probable and realistic
 
you’ve probably heard of or seen photos of the
 
aurora borealis - well, that's just a night light compared
 
to what's coming-up very soon from our friend the sun
 
you may say, how can mr. sun hurt us?
 
heck, he is 93 million miles away
 
it happens that these storms aren’t just in the business
 
of putting on a colorful nighttime light show
 
the coming solar storms are going to wreak havoc
 
cause trouble and maybe make us all black people
 
they can also interfere with GPS and satellites
 
and will even cause major power outages

later this year, solar activity is expected to increase big time

and so will the likelihood that these storms will affect our

everyday lives here on earth, hope you like it toasty

travel, communications, phone service even basic cable

are all vulnerable to these blazing solar storms

probably the water in your puppy's bowl will evaporate as well

what can be done!!!

just closing your eyes and wishing for the best

won't cut it this time so

let us hear from the experts

On the Sun’s surface, turbulent magnetic activity creates what are called sunspots. If the sunspots are powerful enough, they can cause bursts of light known as solar flares.

Sunspots and other solar activity can also release charged particles and plasma from the Sun’s surface. The ejection of these particles is known as a coronal mass ejection, or CME.

While solar flares can create some disruptions here on Earth, it’s the CMEs that cause major problems.

The charged particles of a CME typically take about three days to reach Earth. When they do, they usually bounce off the magnetic field surrounding the planet.

Here’s where the pretty lights come in. The aurora in the night sky is actually caused by those particles from the CME bouncing around in Earth’s magnetic field.

But it can turn ugly. If enough particles get trapped in the magnetic field, they can actually cause it to shake. This shaking is called a geomagnetic storm and it can wreak havoc on our electric grids.

why is this so important now

solar activity goes in 11-year cycles

the current cycle is expected to reach its solar maximum

later this year, about september or so

looks like this next football season could be a hot one

and maybe not on TV and maybe with melted balls

while this doomsday situation is unlikely

scientists and power companies have issued warnings

to the NFL to have their pigskins hardened

and the NHL to prepare for a water polo season

the rest of us could prepare for possible blackouts

no texting and worst of all, no air conditioning

so, that generator you’ve been thinking about getting

that may not be such a bad idea

because these coming micro waves

won't heat-up your chili so you'll need your microwave oven


and what would you do without your microwave