Thursday, May 9, 2013

WHATEVER

it looks like it's time to add another letter
 
yes, pansexuals are now recognized by the LGBT community
 
so now it may become LGBTP or even LGBT+pannies 2
 
whatever it is, their gonna need help with their t-shirts
 
who knows what's next, all i know is that if it's progressive
 
then it's politically correct - thus good for everybody
 
you, being behind the times and probably a bigot as well
 
may ask, 'what the deuce is a pansexual anyway'
 
pansexuals are people attached to people regardless
 
of their gender... it comes from the greek, meaning:
 
to enter through the rear
 
no, i'm sorry, it means all, pan means all in greek
 
yep, these kinds of people love 'em all
 
it's like being 'bisexual' - that's people sexually attracted to
 
both sexes usually to those who identify as boys or girls
 
or as men or women, while pansexuality means
 
sexual attraction to people of any gender
 
including those who may not identify as boys or girls
 
or as men or women or to those who are intersexual
 
- people listen... that is the actual definition on Wikipedia
 
-hell, i had to look it up - but i wouldn't dare google it...
 
and as for what the deuce is an intersexual
 
i just can't bare to go any farther at this juncture
 
apparently there will be a big push in the coming months
 
for the awareness and liberation of every and anyone
 
identifying themselves as a pansexual
 
the pro pannie groups are working hard to get the word out
 
they estimate that there are many pannies in major sports
 
so look for maybe yet another NBA player coming out
 
- out to universal support and multiple media accolades
 
however this time he won't be coming out as a homosexual
 
no, he'll be coming out as a pansexual
 
 
and i still won't know what the hell that means