in order to assure that president obama is triumphant
in his upcoming golf matches with chinese president xi
during their sunnylands summit in rancho mirage, california
the pentagon has been working feverishly on the president's
tee-shots
in a secret mission dubbed 'swing for the fences'
the entire US military machine has revived up to aid obama
it seems that the president's game has suffered lately
and with everything on the line, the pentagon is taking no chances
the word is that the president will be fitted with a secret
device that will not only straighten out his tee shots
but also improve the power of his stroke by over 50 percent
obama has voiced some concerns that with his many errant
drives, it will take a squadron of drones to find his balls
- if they go 50% deeper into the rough
the pentagon has assured the president that they will not
lose his balls, meanwhile...
it has been reported that instead of the president's usual
wager of a single dollar bill
he will try to persuade the chinese president into playing
for the entire debt that the US owes to the chinese
-approximately a cool $1.25 trillion
there's yet another item that the pentagon wants addressed
at the sunnylands summit this coming friday and saturday
they want obama to bring up the fact of our wildly large
nuclear superiority
seems that the chinese have just increased their nuclear
arsenal by ten warheads bringing their total to 250
the pentagon wants the president to remind president xi
while teeing off that he has 7,700 warheads at his disposal
and the chiefs at the funny shaped building
want to see if the president can talk xi into playing for more
than just money
