Wednesday, June 5, 2013

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?


the president wants it and he wants it bad
 
as an avid buff of presidential history
 
obama knows what he needs to do
 
- he has got to play the course at the famed
 
annenberg retreat in rancho mirage
 
why is that so special to the president...
 
eisenhower, kennedy, nixon, reagan, ford, bush, clinton
 
have all played this one-of-a-kind oasis nestled in the desert
 
and to obama this would seal-the-deal for him as finally
 
being accepted as 'one of them'
 
so he has lured the chinese president to join him in the desert
 
- where temperatures this weekend will reach well above
 
100 degrees
 
but nothing is going to stop him from realizing his golf dream
 
sunnylands is one of the most exclusive courses anywhere
 
but to the president, it's the one that is so very presidential
 
scandals, conflicts, riots and natural disasters everywhere
 
have not deterred him from his magical tee-time
 
you see, obama has always really wanted to be tiger woods
 
sadly, no matter which courses he plays, or with whom
 
he'll never be like tiger
 
it's not because he'll never golf like woods
 
 
it's because of all those white women