the end of the world can now be cancelled
don't misunderstand, the zombie apocalypse is happening
but it's not the end of the world, no
the world is saved and it's by a company called metropoulos
they have propped-up hostess and are bringing back twinkies
industry insiders think that they are a bunch of ding-dongs
but hostess is betting on a sweet comeback when they
return the cream filled treats to shelves next month
they have said that they think this product will really sno-ball
based on the outpouring of nostalgia sparked by its demise
hostess is expecting a blockbuster return next month
the shuttering of the production of these sweets in november
triggered a rush on hostess snack cakes worldwide
with stores selling out of the popular brands within hours
hostess is planning on expanding its product lineup
the baker's sweet treats are known for three basic textures:
the spongy cake, the creamy filling and the thicker icing
but they have said that different textures could be introduced
- such as crunchy
oh, they must be referring to their old, crusty twinkies
what was heard at a recent board meeting was just ho-hos
other new ideas they are working on are said to include
items that they now believe will become real zingers
new cakes with trendy attributes such as gluten-free
added fiber, low sugar, low sodium and lower yellow dye #6
yuk
in the meantime, mark your calendars for july 15th because
that should be the day your pre-diabetes becomes a
full-blown case
