Thursday, June 27, 2013

THE SWEETEST COMEBACK EVER

the end of the world can now be cancelled
 
don't misunderstand, the zombie apocalypse is happening
 
but it's not the end of the world, no
 
the world is saved and it's by a company called metropoulos
 
they have propped-up hostess and are bringing back twinkies
 
industry insiders think that they are a bunch of ding-dongs
 
but hostess is betting on a sweet comeback when they
 
return the cream filled treats to shelves next month
 
they have said that they think this product will really sno-ball

based on the outpouring of nostalgia sparked by its demise

hostess is expecting a blockbuster return next month

the shuttering of the production of these sweets in november

triggered a rush on hostess snack cakes worldwide

with stores selling out of the popular brands within hours

hostess is planning on expanding its product lineup

the baker's sweet treats are known for three basic textures:

the spongy cake, the creamy filling and the thicker icing

but they have said that different textures could be introduced

- such as crunchy

oh, they must be referring to their old, crusty twinkies

what was heard at a recent board meeting was just ho-hos

other new ideas they are working on are said to include

items that they now believe will become real zingers

new cakes with trendy attributes such as gluten-free

added fiber, low sugar, low sodium and lower yellow dye #6

yuk

in the meantime, mark your calendars for july 15th because

that should be the day your pre-diabetes becomes a

full-blown case