Monday, June 24, 2013

DON'T JUDGE ME. I'M JUST SICK.

obesity is in your skinny jeans
 
chronic obesity is in your genes
 
however
 
the american medical association this week issued a
 
statement recognizing obesity as a disease
 
i caught my disease in line at baskin robbins
 
supporters say this will spur more federal and private
 
investment to what has become a national epidemic
 
it's gonna be tough however, to out spend mcdonald's
 
and all the multitude of other fat food companies
 
such a move, supporters say, could result in greater
 
investments and potentially even health insurance coverage
 
specifically for a diagnosis that someone is obese
 
some say that the cost for doctor visits could be drastically
 
reduced by allowing patients just to phone in their weight
 
- as a diagnosis would be much easier and a lot quicker
 
'oh, you weigh 322 pounds - yes, you're sick alright'
 
more widespread recognition of obesity as a disease could
 
result in greater investment by government and the private
 
sector to develop and reimburse obesity treatments
 
- said the 14 page report issued by AMA delegates
 
while the action this week by the AMA has no legal authority
 
some doctors feel that insurers 'duck their responsibility'
 
in not paying for treatment of their obese patients
 
this means insurance premiums as well as mostly all
 
health care costs in general are bound to skyrocket
 
most feel that obesity is the result of personal choices
 
like smoking cigarettes, sniffing glue and inhaling gasoline
 
and thus should simply be demonized by the public
 
and then taxed appropriately by the government
 
however a so-called 'fat tax' would be a real blow to most
 
'would you like whipped cream on that... ok
 
that will be an additional seventeen dollars - fatty'