Sunday, June 30, 2013

TO HALF AND TO HOLD

i wanna marry the two morning anchors
 
on my local news station
 
and now i think i can, problem... i don't know if they want to
 
but, i can, because there is no definition of what a marriage is
 
it can be almost anything, 3 or more, to friends and family
 
to children, animals or like some people, your better half
 
people were told that prop. 8 was 'anti-gay marriage'
 
but it never was, it was just trying to define what a 'marriage'
 
is in the crazy mixed-up state we find ourselves in
 
but friday, the california appeals court moved quick
 
- really quick, before you could wave a rainbow fag
 
the court said that the state had to immediately begin
 
issuing marriage licenses to homosexuals
 
but not to polygamists, not to incesters, not to pedophiles
 
just to the LBGT community, and that has had an immediate
 
effect on the state economy with the sale of a number of
 
custom wedding dresses for bisexuals and transsexuals
 
and even some half and half numbers for a few oddities
 
as far as when the state will begin to issue other types
 
of marriage licenses - in keeping with the high courts ruling
 
the california department of fish and wildlife director said
 
that, for now anyway
 
a state issued hunting license is all you'll need to marry
 
 
your dog or cat