i wanna marry the two morning anchors
on my local news station
and now i think i can, problem... i don't know if they want to
but, i can, because there is no definition of what a marriage is
it can be almost anything, 3 or more, to friends and family
to children, animals or like some people, your better half
people were told that prop. 8 was 'anti-gay marriage'
but it never was, it was just trying to define what a 'marriage'
is in the crazy mixed-up state we find ourselves in
but friday, the california appeals court moved quick
- really quick, before you could wave a rainbow fag
the court said that the state had to immediately begin
issuing marriage licenses to homosexuals
but not to polygamists, not to incesters, not to pedophiles
just to the LBGT community, and that has had an immediate
effect on the state economy with the sale of a number of
custom wedding dresses for bisexuals and transsexuals
and even some half and half numbers for a few oddities
as far as when the state will begin to issue other types
of marriage licenses - in keeping with the high courts ruling
the california department of fish and wildlife director said
that, for now anyway
a state issued hunting license is all you'll need to marry
your dog or cat
