Monday, June 10, 2013

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE FACE-OFF

on an outdoor stroll while viewing the san jacinto mountains
 
and the vast expanse of the annenberg golf course

the president responded to a shouted question from
 
a reporter about how the summit was going - 'terrific' he said
 
president xi’s senior foreign policy adviser, yang jiechi said
 
'the two leaders talked about cooperation and did not shy
 
away from their country's huge differences and hard subjects'
 
- thus giving the assembled press yet another good laugh
 
however, in a little over eight hours of face-to-face talks
 
obama didn't do what many hoped he would do
 
- be presidential and act like the commander-in-chief
 
and tell his creditor that no matter how much money we owe
 
- we are still going to tell you to stop spying on your own people
 
but that really couldn't have happened anyway
 
in light of the recent reports about him doing the same thing
 
so

 
we didn't bring our first lady and we lost face
 
during the face-off
 
we didn't get much done and reach the summit at the summit
 
we didn't tell 'em what we really needed to tell 'em
 
we didn't beat the chinese on the golf course
 
- obama waited until president xi left and then
 
he played golf with his drinking buddies from hawaii


and we still owe them a sh*t-load of money
 
    oh yeah, after their walk, obama gave him a bench