Tuesday, June 11, 2013

NOT PISSING OFF MUSLIMS IS PISSING ME OFF

i'm not suppose to ogle ms philippines in her bikini
 
and that's because it might make some muslim
 
somewhere in the world uncomfortable
 
i just don't understand
 
- what could be more comfortable than a bikini
 
and i'm pissed - i like to ogle and google filipinas
 
so for those of you tuning into the next miss world
 
beauty pageant looking to see some babes in bikinis
 
sorry, that's not politically correct anymore
 
but when were these pageants ever politically correct anyway
 
organizers for the annual event in bali this september
 
are now asking all 137 women competing in the show
 
to trade their two-pieces in for more conservative attire
 
maybe something like a nice sarong
 
so what's wrong with a sarong...
 
- it just ain't no bikini - that's what's wrong
 
what's next - holding the pageant on the island of bikini
 
and have the girls wear a queen sized bed sheet
 
the move comes in an effort to not offend those whiners
 
in muslim-majority indonesia - that's where bali is
 
and get this
 
last year, our lady of gaga was forced to cancel her concert
 
in jakarta after protesters from a religious group called the
 
pop star 'a messenger of the devil'
 
claiming her 'pornographic' dance moves and barely-there
 
outfits would destroy their country's morals
 
it seems today
 
that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV
 
well, welcome to america, muslims
 
this is what we like, we like blood and guts and car crashes
 
blatant drug use and lots and lots of skin
 
and all kinds of sexual perversion and general public lewdness
 
 
- that's just the way we roll