i'm not suppose to ogle ms philippines in her bikini
and that's because it might make some muslim
somewhere in the world uncomfortable
i just don't understand
- what could be more comfortable than a bikini
and i'm pissed - i like to ogle and google filipinas
so for those of you tuning into the next miss world
beauty pageant looking to see some babes in bikinis
sorry, that's not politically correct anymore
but when were these pageants ever politically correct anyway
organizers for the annual event in bali this september
are now asking all 137 women competing in the show
to trade their two-pieces in for more conservative attire
maybe something like a nice sarong
so what's wrong with a sarong...
- it just ain't no bikini - that's what's wrong
what's next - holding the pageant on the island of bikini
and have the girls wear a queen sized bed sheet
the move comes in an effort to not offend those whiners
in muslim-majority indonesia - that's where bali is
and get this
last year, our lady of gaga was forced to cancel her concert
in jakarta after protesters from a religious group called the
pop star 'a messenger of the devil'
claiming her 'pornographic' dance moves and barely-there
outfits would destroy their country's morals
it seems today
that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV
well, welcome to america, muslims
this is what we like, we like blood and guts and car crashes
blatant drug use and lots and lots of skin
and all kinds of sexual perversion and general public lewdness
- that's just the way we roll
