gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage
that's all i'm hearing about, it's just such a joyous time
well, what about when the kinky sex gets old
or he or she gets old or the novelty wears off
it's said that the rate of gay divorce is up to 100 times higher
than marriages between, say siblings
whatever it is... get ready for a slew of gay divorces
PROOF: A study on short-term same-sex registered partnerships in Norway
and Sweden found that divorce rates were as high as167% higher for same-sex couples than opposite-sex marriages, and that unions of lesbians are considerably less stable.
a tricky issue in gay divorce is the length of the marriage
courts divvy up property very differently when a couple has
been together two years as opposed to 20 or 30
but if a couple has been together for a decade before gay
marriage was legal, how many years should count
some judges are now beginning to consider unmarried time
but that often gets ugly, mainly when one ex inevitably
tries to discount their early years together as 'just friends'
many judges are asking the hard questions
'was that time you were just friends, was that just friends
with benefits...'
the slippery slope of same sex marriages is just now
being considered by the average logical person
what most experts and prevents are saying is don't rush into
a situation that can come back and bite you in the ass
- even though you two might have enjoyed that before
and definitely contact an attorney and get a prenuptial
agreement before you step into unholy matrimony
or better yet, just keep your nuptials in your pants
