Thursday, July 4, 2013

GENDER BENDER

since i've been retarded, i've been spending a lot of time at
 
k-mart
 
i like to go and stand by the restrooms
 
and when a women comes i point at the picture on the door
 
i say that she needs to be wearing a dress to enter
 
then i steer her to the door that has the figure with the pants
 
i think that if a women wants to wear pants
 
then she should have to pee like a man
 
- that's why i'm still single
 
not because i piss women off
 
i think it's because i hang around restrooms all day
 
no, it's just that i really like girls in dresses - better
 
and you thought that that was weird
 
just look what's happening up in the great north woods
 
in washington state 40,000 words have been banned
 
the effort is to rid state statutes of gender-biased language
 
the new bill, was in deed signed into law by a man
 
- which probably invalidates it
 
takes effect early next week and i can hardly wait
 
like most new progressive laws
 
they have not quite thought this thing though
 
fisherman is now a fisher, penmanship is called handwriting
 
clergyman is now clergy, journeyman is now journey-level
 
and even lumberjack is now lumberperson
 
it goes on and on ...remember dope is now legal there
 
but a manhole cover is, well, still manhole cover
 
the paper reported some words have not had an obvious
 
replacement and those words will be added later
 
well, to me the obvious replacement for manhole cover is
 
pubic hair
 
 
9 other states are considering similar gender-neutral laws