since i've been retarded, i've been spending a lot of time at
k-mart
i like to go and stand by the restrooms
and when a women comes i point at the picture on the door
i say that she needs to be wearing a dress to enter
then i steer her to the door that has the figure with the pants
i think that if a women wants to wear pants
then she should have to pee like a man
- that's why i'm still single
not because i piss women off
i think it's because i hang around restrooms all day
no, it's just that i really like girls in dresses - better
and you thought that that was weird
just look what's happening up in the great north woods
in washington state 40,000 words have been banned
the effort is to rid state statutes of gender-biased language
the new bill, was in deed signed into law by a man
- which probably invalidates it
takes effect early next week and i can hardly wait
like most new progressive laws
they have not quite thought this thing though
fisherman is now a fisher, penmanship is called handwriting
clergyman is now clergy, journeyman is now journey-level
and even lumberjack is now lumberperson
it goes on and on ...remember dope is now legal there
but a manhole cover is, well, still manhole cover
the paper reported some words have not had an obvious
replacement and those words will be added later
well, to me the obvious replacement for manhole cover is
pubic hair
9 other states are considering similar gender-neutral laws
