Thursday, August 15, 2013

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE

the question continues
 
do people change when they come out of the closet
 
or should they just change in the closet
 
and keep their private parts - private
 
more and more sports figures trying to answer that question
 
and are now publicly presenting themselves as 'alternative'
 
is that like the alternate route i took while in high school
 
and ended-up in the girls locker room - guess not
 
these professional athletes are letting it be known that
 
they swing, not just a bat or a racket but they really swing
 
and sometimes both ways at once
 
recently, WWE superstar darren young came out of the closet
 
he told a reporter that he was a homosexual and happy too
 
the wrestler said he doesn't think his sexuality should matter
 
and that his job is mostly close contact with the same sex
 
usually half naked and very sweaty muscly men
 
and that there is a lot of groping and squeezing as well
 
he asked the reporter 'how could he not be gay'
 
i knew in 8th grade that if i continued wrestling in gym class
 
that it could happen to me too - that sport is just too icky
 
it seems that almost any sports figures that have played with
 
their hormones are having trouble with their sexuality
 
wrestling blogs exploded with news of young's coming out
 
he is said to be the very first openly homosexual male
 
wrestler actively participating in the professional sphere
 
a representative for the WWE said the wrestling organization
 
is pleased with this development, and that they have been
 
trying to broaden their fan base but that hasn't happened with women
 
so they wanted to try to get more homosexual fans
 
but knew that before now... it would be next to impossible
 
however now that young and possibly more of those big
 
and strong and sweaty and oh so buff wrestlers are gay
 
the organization believes that there is a great number of
 
gay fans out there possibly ready to enjoy the sport
 
 
and probably ready to take it in