the little blue pill is getting a high-tech makeover
taking viagra's little blue pill orally is so last century
now you can get that magic jolt in your jeans
with a patch
thanks to some oversexed egyptian researchers
the flow can now go, and the tap be turned-on all day
men have been troubled with blue tongue for too long
the obvious shortcomings of the pill have been overcome
the hardened effects can now come from a simple patch
this marvel of modern science transdermally injects
a dose of the wonder drug sildenafil citrate through the skin
you can see how a patch offers a couple of distinct
advantages over that little blue pill
first off, your whole mouth won't turn blue inside
thus warning potential partners that you're a horn dog
and the patch-delivered drug gets into your system faster
plus more of it is absorbed so there is more staying power
thus making it much longer-lasting and who doesn't like
m u c h l o n g e r - l a s t I n g
this new patch addresses a pair of common misfortunes
1) 'that freakin' pill just smashed in my pocket'
2) 'in which freakin' pocket is that smashed powered pill'
these genius and soon to be multimillionaire researchers
overcame hurdles that have previously kept us from a patch
the solution was to package the drug in a nanoemulsion
solution of microscopic droplets in order to obtain absorption
thus achieving... voila!
- a stiffy in a jiffy
of course it's a lot harder to hide a patch, more than
the clandestine activity of taking a small blue pill
but when the viagra patch hits the drug store shelves
'i'm sure there will be no worries about the visibility of a patch'
one researcher said
'by the time she sees my patch - she will also see it's effects'
this new product will be marketed under the brand name
MORE HARD NEWS: THE FDA HAS APPROVED THE VIBERECT
