h a p p y b i r t h d a y m r. p r e s i d e n t
but, i feel sure you're not too happy about it
terror plots, global travel warnings, scandals, edward snowden
what's to be happy about right...
well, the late night comedians are trying to help you smile
they are now making you, finally, the butt of their jokes
in yet another obscure recent university study
one where college students actually got college credits
for staying up late and watching the late night talk shows
these college loan deadbeats actually counted the # of gags
by late-night comics that were about you, just recently
you were the target of 288 monologue jokes made by
people you call your friends... jay leno, david letterman
jimmy fallon, craig ferguson and jimmy kimmel
the jokes don't seem to illustrate a political change of heart
it's just that you've been so funny to watch lately
i know that you thought for years that you were untouchable
but now that the shine of being the first half black president
has worn off and now that you're snooping on everyone
- watching us with robot drones and auditing everyone
i guess the guys feel that they have nothing to lose
nothing to lose but time
you'll be gone soon and so they are probably
ramping-up the fun before you leave
but cheer up mr. president, though the jokes sometimes sting
at least you're not alex rodriguez - those jokes are brutal
