if i went to a fat farm
it would be one where domino's delivered
that's why, next to federal penitentiaries
rehab centers are the very best place
to get the very best drugs
see, only the rich and famous go to these expensive rehab facilities
and they have the connections and the cash
to get the goods
addicts will go to great lengths to get drugs
staff members know addicts will often entice friends with cash
historically, it’s something that every treatment center has to deal with
but now, patients use the internet to place their orders
(#bringtheshit)
notorious for this is the betty ford center in rancho mirage
how is this at all possible you ask
well, just get high and think of something cool
like the guys who hollowed out tennis balls
filled them with dope and simply bounced them up to the 3rd floor
many people think that going to rehab is like giving up
giving in and saying that they just can't do it on their own
but, come to find out, they are simply saying
i like it here in rancho mirage better than back in LA
