Sunday, September 29, 2013

CHOP THIS, KEMO SABE



i really don't like that ted turner guy

once he insisted on airing all atlanta braves games on TBS

and branding them as america's team - ha!
 
for as long back as i can remember this team's stupid fans
 
sit in their seats and wave big foam-rubber tomahawks
 
- and then they make this stupid indian noise
 
- it's like an indian war cry and it really pisses people off
 
this was back when they won all the time
 
(they can thank their great manager bobby cox)
 
but they aren't that good anymore
 
i think that good - smart dodger fans from around the country
 
should go out and get some foam-rubber too
 
get one of those big fingers like miley cyrus uses to
 
brush her hair... i think that's what she was doing on the VMAs
 
then they should find a braves fan and get them to bend over
 
and instead of twerking with them, play doctor with them
 
 
play proctologist