Wednesday, October 23, 2013

EXECUTIVE PROBING

president barack obama has promised an investigation
 
- a probe into spying the US reportedly did on mexico

the probe was into, get this, their presidential email system

mexico did not ask for an explanation or an apology

mexico asked for an investigation saying 'sondearme'

the president stated yesterday that his administration will

begin to probe the obamacare website beginning immediately

in order to solve some of the site's nasty problems

the main problem is that the site was put together by

over 55 different contractors - which are all being probed

this is while they are probing the NSA's probing of many

different foreign governments around the world

and the NSA is also probing the IRS for probing the tea party

meanwhile our government is probing the problem it faced

because of the fire-bombing of our embassy in lybia

also, the white house has issued a statement that it is

probing a specific investigation into claims related to these

or any and all unauthorized probes

just in time for thanksgiving, one of the countries that is being

heavily probed the most is turkey and their juicy little giblets

the greeks are pissed-off that our probing hasn't gone deep enough

the french government has threatened sanctions against

the US because of the NSA probes into their secrets

and allegations of probing german officials has been called

'gestapo tactics' by the german chancellor - funny 

obama said that the probes being conducted by the government

are not intended to reveal any secrets or cause any harm

- as one administration official put it

'we just wanna get a closer look at the situation'

so much probing into so many different situations

the probing also continues on the recent government shutdown

as well as the rush on the veteran's memorial in washington

it seems that the probing in our nation's capitol has no end

oh, and by the way, taking a page from obamacare


the president is due for his next colonoscopy this week

SPECIAL PROBING NOTE: SECONDS AFTER THIS WAS POSTED, THE CHINESE HAD VIEWED IT ALREADY 18 TIMES.