do you just think it's a coincidence that the two teams playing
in this biggest of all games are from the two states
that recently passed the legalization of marijuana
probably should call it the 'pass the doritos bowl'
of course, the players won't be high, they are only allowed alcohol
but the fans, man oh man those crazy fans
some arriving fans rooting for the broncos or seahawks
might end-up missing the game altogether this year
with the plane tickets, rental cars, hotel reservations, GPS
those clogged new jersey bridges and all the questions
'where'd you hide the dope' and 'did you bring the tickets'
- it's probably a little too much to ask some whose stoned
as for those staying at home to watch, it's not any better
it's hard to find the game when you can't find your house
even though the game is in new jersey, the tailgating smoke
will be a little more skunky than usual this year and
the brats and the dip will have a lil something extra
it's been reported that the league will be doing all it can
to keep the ganja outta the area
some have suggested a putin style steel curtain around the stadium
but NFL officials have downplayed the teams connections
with the now legal weed in their respective states
noting that the fact is that these fans have always been potheads
it seems that the NFL has been gearing-up for this match-up
for a long time, plans have been in the works for years
having made sure all along that the sponsors of the game
were selling salty snacks, sugary drinks, sweets of all kinds
greasy foods of all kinds, booze & beer of all kinds
as well as insurance (of all kinds)
the talking babies are there just to screw with your head
