sure, there's an app for that
imagine, no more doctor visits
no more the doctor saying - just turn your head and cough
- while he has ahold of your balls
now you can show your doctor that disgusting rash
by just aiming your cellphone at your own ass
there's a new medical group that is so lazy and so smart
that they've developed a way to bilk new obamacare system
just by building a web-based business where they can
practice medicine from their own home and yet still see patients
download the app and you can see a real licensed doctor
right from the comfort of your own home, couch or even toilet
imagine the dramatic drop in high blood pressure cases
by not checking your blood pressure while your sitting naked
on a metal chair covered with tissue paper
after waiting for 45 minutes in a diseased waiting room
while some big black woman straps a cuff around your arm
and pumps it up until she stops the blood flow to your hand
and just think of some of the other possibilities this will mean
you can show the doctor how far the lego or eggo is stuck in
your child's ears or nose
you can show him what's in your toilet or your sink
no need for lab tests - just aim the camera in your phone
the doctor can email you your needed prescriptions
and you can just go down to walgreen's and get the drugs
the most frequently asked question is will this new way of
practicing medicine save us millions of dollars
the answer is no, there is still insurance companies involved
or course, nothing can replicate an actual doctor's office visit
'cept maybe a trip to the dentist - no dentist app yet
