having played the course last year
president obama knows the sunnylands golf course well
he knows that the
approach shot on the par-5 fifth hole
is tricky and it's a tough shot to a well-protected green
he knows that
the green on the par-3 fourth is massive
and sometimes it takes three putts to sink the shot
he also knows that a big
drive over a certain fairway bunker
isn't always good
that it can actually put his balls into a massive lake
but the president also knows that his balls are in a massive ringer
because the first ladies' panties are in a bunch
she's mad because he left her and his daughters behind in a snowstorm
while he's playing around out in the california desert
this year obama had his valentine's dinner with a king
and he's spending the president's day holiday weekend
playing golf with his buddies and not with his true valentine
this hasn't sat well with the first lady
obama my know the ins and outs of this special
and very exclusive golf course that he loves so much
but it looks like he has made a big mistake with the little lady
after trying to solve the many problems of the middle east
it looks like he'll return home on monday night
to a pretty bad snowstorm and a real bad firestorm
