steve white ain't white, what he is is f u n n y
if you didn't know better you'd think he should be doing toothpaste ads
he's got an ever present smile and a sharp wit that lights the room
he sez his big smile comes in handy - he jogs at night
white has been around for a long time, did movies and all that
but what you'll see - when you see him
is a real stand-up comedian that works a room like a hungry waitress
he's everywhere - goes everywhere and talks about everything
he's got a routine but he moves around it a lot
lots of animation
movin' movin' - like the sex aid he demonstrates - the rabbit
as he sez - he has ADHD
- that's attention deficit in high definition
he wears his ball cap backwards
- because JZ sez so - 'we gotta do what JZ sez'
he plays the crowd, sips his double kettle one
with splash of cranberry and kicks up his feet
he voted for obama - twice - not for the reason you'd think
he voted for him 'cuz he's black
he sez that obama made history - twice
- he's the first black president and he's the last black president
white is versatile and a whirlwind and the laughs don't stop
they just keep getting louder and with much more frequency
white is also very intelligent - he got his AA degree in just 6 years
he endears the audience to himself and they are on his side
like the pro that he is - he starts and finishes well
he'll be around for a long time, like he sez - black don't crack
if you get the chance to see his show - go!
