Friday, April 11, 2014

WHAT'S THE RUSH

conservative talk show host and sometimes bagpipe
 
rush limbaugh wasted no time responding to the news that
 
stephen colbert would replace david letterman on 'the late show'
 
he's not happy about that choice - and that's putting it mildly
 
he thinks CBS has 'declared war on the heartland of america'
 
ya see, the colbert report regularly spoofs the conservative movement
 
a movement that rush limbaugh regularly spearheads
 
rush spends all afternoon bitching about progressives
 
colbert spends his time on comedy central slamming traditional values
 
- though it's thinly veiled... but is a hoot to watch
 
rush believes that CBS will now launch a full-scale attack on
 
traditional american values
 
- never mind their programing has always celebrated change
 
- just ask archie bunker
 
rush believes that now with the colbert bump
 
CBS can go all out and promote all the preversion they want
 
because after all, this is all about perversion guised as change
 
'no longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on
 
traditional american values … now it's just wide out in the open...
 
what this hire means is a redefinition of what is funny
 
and a redefinition of what is comedyit's a declaration'
 
- warned limbaugh, then even more air came out and sounded like
 
'they're blowing up the 11:30 format under the guise that the
 
world's changing, and people don't want the kind of comedy
 
that johnny carson gave us, or even letterman'
 
well, well, ol' rush might have a point
 
with fallon doing what is essentially is saturday night live
 
and kimmel having parents traumatize their children by
 
telling them they ate all their halloween candy
 
the late night landscape has become a little less traditional
 
and a little more scary for the older crowd
 
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