constipation is a serious issue
butt not for one stephen colbert
he knows that sometimes you need a little help
a gentle nudge
colbert suggests that you put your cell phone on vibrate
and stick it where the sun don't shine
four times a year, stephen colbert acquiesces to his
network's request that he includes a sponsor's name and
product into his program, which could be scary knowing stephen
and four times a year, those advertisers are forced to cringe
cringe through a segment for which they paid big money to cringe
on last night's show it was t-mobile's turn
and this time out colbert gave them the real pooh pooh
they actually had to pay for this crap
there's a new pill that vibrates inside you and helps pooping
so, naturally, colbert showed how t-mobile can save the day
colbert led off his show with a joking nod to the product
he was supposed to integrate into the show
giving it a cursory mention that would have probably pleased
t-mobile's marketing execs had it been the only nod they got
but of course, colbert had much bigger plans
he went on to deliver the company its most memorable
endorsement in years
yep, t-mobile: dropped calls are just the beginning
