an austrian drag queen renamed conchita wurst
tonight has just won a singing contest in europe
it's so bad that she/he can sing so good, it's the worst
he/she is popularly known as 'the bearded lady'
and conchita has just won not just any singing competition
but he/she's won the eurovision song contest
is eurovision big... try a global audience of about 180 million
televised live to more than 45 countries
big - yes in dee dee
wurst took the stage sporting high heels, butterfly eyelashes
and a full beard
and he/she topped all comers with her/his beautiful voice
'for me, my dream has come true' said wurst who's 25
'i always have wanted to not have to shave before a major competition
and be who i truly am deep down inside'
the danish organizers had declared this year's main theme as
tolerance
so you know what kind of flood gate that opened
rainbows and butterflies have been flying all around copenhagen all week
wurst's agent, who in fact doesn't sport a beard said
'it is just a lady with a beard but it is like
we have landed on the moon'
worst's win didn't go over big everywhere
in russia where homosexual propaganda has been outlawed
president putin was quoted as saying that it now should be
very easy to overtake all of europe
the eurovision competition has been held annually since 1956
it was created especially to help foster unity after world war two
but now with the rainbows and butterflies in control
and a man with no shirt who wants control
it just might start world war three
