LOUIE LOUIE ME GOTTA GO

IN ANTICIPATION OF A NEW 14 EPISODE SEASON OF LOUIE AND THE FACT THAT HE'S RECENTLY BEEN CALLED

THE BEST COMEDIAN OF HIS GENERATION: BELOW IS A REVISED REVIEW OF LOUIS C.K.'S BIG MOVIE FROM JANUARY 2011

 

comedian louis c.k. just recently produced, wrote, directed

 

and starred in a new feature film called hilarious

 

it’s not

 

but doing a bit about that word - he's got a title for a movie

 

the bit is about two guys talking... ‘did you see lisa…she’s hilarious’

 

louis says, he doesn’t care how funny lisa is... she’s not hilarious

 

that he hates lisa and hopes lisa falls from a huge cliff

 

to her bloody death and that just before she hits the bottom

 

superman swoops down and catches her

 

then drops her from an even higher cliff to her bloody death

 

he hates lisa and he says that’s hilarious

 

it's not

 

c.k. spends most of our time talking about dicks and

 

an endlessly prolonged masturbation pantomime

 

which for some reason, makes it to air on comedy central

 

what doesn’t make it on air is his over use of the f-bomb

 

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

 

most of his show is like being on a major construction site

 

where the backhoe, the caterpillar, the grader, the dump truck

 

and every other truck on the site are all backing-up together

 

on the other hand - the one he's not using

he’s got some great stuff about us fat white americans

and how much complaining we do - that's because he's a complainer

he loves to bitch about almost any and everything

he starts off his feature film/act very slowly

saying he ‘doesn’t know how to open a show’

and i'll tell you that he doesn’t know how to finish a show either

he finished this magical production by saying that

'it’s ok with him to do it with a girl when she’s on her period'

that was his last joke


period