toronto's crack-smoking, liquor-loving mayor is at it again
now, he wants to go to rehab
not to break his bad habits
he wants to go there for the drugs
he has said that he will suspend his reelection campaign
and focus on the war on drugs
for him it has become a real battle finding them
his crack staff has said that they'll play along
they say the mayor is not a crack pot but just a big ham
in a new video evidence emerged showing him toking up
ford’s decision to step away from his reelection campaign
was announced wednesday night, but wasn't understood until today
the video that has finally done him in was shot by a scummy
drug dealer who has tried to sell the video for a 6 figure sum
so the video was not released, but a still image shows ford
handling a pipe and exhaling a very large cloud of smoke
the city's crack reporters have also reported that during a
recent night of debauchery
ford ran into pop star justin bieber who jokingly asked him
if he brought any crack to smoke
ford said 'that little f*cker... i have a problem with alcohol
and the choices i have made while under the influence
have been a little crazy and way too public
i'm well aware that I need professional help'
so he called a crack whore and is now under her supervision
