Friday, May 2, 2014

YOU CRACK ME UP

toronto's crack-smoking, liquor-loving mayor is at it again
 
now, he wants to go to rehab
 
not to break his bad habits
 
he wants to go there for the drugs
 
he has said that he will suspend his reelection campaign
 
and focus on the war on drugs
 
for him it has become a real battle finding them
 
his crack staff has said that they'll play along
 
they say the mayor is not a crack pot but just a big ham
 
in a new video evidence emerged showing him toking up
 
ford’s decision to step away from his reelection campaign
 
was announced wednesday night, but wasn't understood until today
 
the video that has finally done him in was shot by a scummy
 
drug dealer who has tried to sell the video for a 6 figure sum
 
so the video was not released, but a still image shows ford
 
handling a pipe and exhaling a very large cloud of smoke
 
the city's crack reporters have also reported that during a
 
recent night of debauchery
 
ford ran into pop star justin bieber who jokingly asked him
 
if he brought any crack to smoke
 
ford said 'that little f*cker... i have a problem with alcohol
 
and the choices i have made while under the influence
 
have been a little crazy and way too public
 
i'm well aware that I need professional help'
 
 
so he called a crack whore and is now under her supervision