if you think that the president's in trouble with the country
for running back to the west coast and partying at fundraisers
while the rest of the world is focused on some pretty major developments
you outta hear what michelle's been screaming about
he obviously doesn't care about what the media is saying
but he does care what the wife is saying
she's threatened that when she joins him on their 2 week
vacation next mouth out in martha's vineyard
that there will be no golf, no boating and no cheeseburgers
but why he is really in trouble is not that he's not doing his job
it's that he's tooling around LA in that great big party bus again
it's called ground force one or the urban assault party bus
this luxury an armored bus has really gotten him in hot water
and it's not because of the bubbles in the onboard jacuzzi
michelle just doesn't like to be left out of these kinds of parties
obama's made 9 trips to the west coast
but just one where he's brought along the wife
that's when he promised to buy her a $4 million house
on a hill out in the palm springs area of the california desert
so while the president is cruisin' LA in a big party bus
raising money for his own party and slamming beers
michelle is back at home with her kids and her favorite whine
"I WANNA GO TO PALM SPRINGS"
