now that captain america is black and thor is a women
there's a possibility that the hulk could turn pink
what's that? you didn't know about these changes
this is obama's america, there's gonna be some changes
it hasn't been confirmed yet if thor just transitioned into a women
will be gender fluid
or that this is just a new thor that may change back into a man
but for now, the hammer, when it comes down
will be brought by a woman
also in the marvel universe there are other earth shattering developments
after more than 70 years, captain america has lost his latest battle
some nemesis has sucked out all the serum and the 'ol cap has seen his end
he has aged 70 years in a minute and died, but wait
that other marvel super hero - the falcon
has now been promoted to the position of the captain
presumably because nothing sez america like a black falcon
now that marvel comics are at an all time high in popularity
the question begs to be asked
is this a direct response to feminism and racism in america
or does this just prove that the grown men who write these comic books
are still smoking crack
