Thursday, January 22, 2015

TWO MINUTES AND COUNTING

citing unchecked climate change
 
the ongoing threat of nuclear weapons
 
the problems with the world's economies
 
as well as the deeply troubling movie the interview
 
...scientists today have moved the hands of the famous
 
doomsday clock closer to midnight
 
but this time they moved it TWO minutes closer
 
so now the clock sits at 11:57
 
ya know what happens when it hits midnight don't you
 
well, nobody knows, it's too scary to think about
 
but people in the know, know it ain't good
 
it's just that the probability of global catastrophe is very high
 
this is about the end of civilization as we know it
 
three minutes is the closest to midnight the clock has been
 
since 1984 during the cold war
 
that's when russia and the US both had their fingers on the buttons
 
so how dangerous is this... ever been 2 til midnight...
 
yes
 
it was just 2 minutes until doomsday way back in 1953
 
that's when the new movie abbott and costello go to mars
 
hit the local movie theaters
 
and to most people that marked the end of the world
 
but with all the problems in 2015
 
unchecked climate change, global nuclear weapons
 
the worldwide terror of the islamic jihad as well as
 
an american president on the loose with nothing to lose
 
this could be it
 
just wait for the clock's next 2 minute move
 
- the move to just one minute left until midnight
 
that'll happen later this year when they roast
 
justin bieber on comedy central


that should do it