the idea is pretty simple
now when the police feel it's appropriate
they close down the highway and funnel cars through a check point
and try to catch drivers who have been drinking
as bad and as unsafe drunk driving is
the real danger to our society and our safety is stupid people
ya got the signs and you got the cops
let's check if these people that are among us have a brain
as we've seen lately
there are a lot of really stupid people out there
with some really stupid ideas about what's right and what's wrong
they are crying for equality and diversity
but if you don't agree with them you're diverse ideas should stop
they protest and riot for equality but if they don't like what you say
then you're a bigot and racist and sexist and homophobic
the police can put an end to this madness
that's what they are for
but they seemed overwhelmed
it's hard to herd cats
but if they put check points on the roads
like say, just outside a starbuck's at almost any university
they could catch these nuts and put them where they belong
back in their parent's attics playing video games
