one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history was the
you guessed it
the got milk? campaign produced by the california milk producers advisory board
they also use the tagline milk. it does a body good.
but that's obvious
well it's not all milk and cookies lately
there's big trouble a brewin'
and it's coming from another big california product
and it's coming from another big california product
almonds
yes somehow almond (as well as other nutters)
have found a way to milk an almond
and they've found that people will actually buy it
well, the milkmen are pissed and they are going to court
they want a legal definition of the word milk
so the nut guys can't use that word on their labels
but nut juice has shown in various focus groups
to have a negative connotation and they want the word milk
the battle rages on in courts across the land
meantime the dairy cows
fearing they may have some trouble in the future
have elected to utterly cut production by over 50%
this has opened up a whole 'nother industry
seems some mothers are now milking themselves
saving storing and offering their milk for sale
organic... yes tasty... yes convenient... oh yeah
sounds nuts
but that's how this whole thing got started
