one that could have global implications
on one side you have a crazy man-child who is a self-absorbed
narcissistic tyrant that is a megalomaniac who is threatening to
destroy an entire nation with his nuclear arsenal
and on the other side you have kim joug un
this is the year of the rooster on the lunar calendar
and both of these maniacs are headed for a showdown
no matter what happens
feathers are sure to fly
just to piss-off the american president
some fun-lover has erected a giant balloon that appears
to depict him as a bloated rooster with a golden comb
and it's positioned near the white house
scowling right through the windows into the oval office
and so to try and intimidate the north korean dictator
trump sez he's gonna fry that country like korean bar-b-que
to add to the problem of the potential coming cock-fight
this year shares the representative element of fire
that's right this is the time for super-charged activity
filled with and infused with intensity and mucho bravado
so, in the year of the fire rooster on the lunar calendar
and a total-solar eclipse in less than a couple of weeks
these two 'mine-is-bigger-than-yours' jerk-offs
with their pudgy little fingers on big red buttons
are trying to out scare each other into submission
this might be all well and good if we were dealing with
grown-ups or even sane bullies
but what the world is dealing with is something all together different
we have on our hands some pretty scary stuff
a cock-fight with nuclear weapons with no adult supervision
better drive-thru the colonel's one last time
