Monday, June 4, 2018

HOME SWEET HOME

now that starbucks has come to their senses

and will start allowing any ol' anybody to come in

and make themselves at home

i've found a new place to call home

to many people

home is where the heart is

but to me, home is where the head is

suddenly no need to clean up after i wee

and whatever smells come out

they stay inside the coffee shop

while i can go outside and lounge in my new patio

the patio is a great place to put up my feet and people watch

you can see all kinds of cool stuff just watching

like the city's homeless making themselves right at home

but not being a customer has such a feeling of liberation

no dealing with bitchy baristas or spending way too much

on stale pastries or over cooked coffee from other countries

my new home is right downtown palm springs

which is slowing being transformed from

a quite little tourist village to a sleek, slick millennial haven

it's actually kinda sad, it's starting to look like every place else

the days of the rat pack carousing around town are long gone

but what i'm really concerned with is

now that starbuck boss, howard schultz is leaving the helm

and is probably going to run for president

this free hospitality at his company my soon be over

or

maybe if he becomes president

every business in the country will give us a free ride

for sure it would definitely be a free for all