Wednesday, January 19, 2011

PERIOD. REALLY?



louis ck is on top of his game

by filling arenas and by starring in his own show on fx,

with reoccurring tv appearances and movies too...

that should be enough, but louis wants more

ck (is that short for his name?) just recently

produced, wrote, directed and starred in a new feature film

hilarious

it’s not

- but doing a bit about that word, and he's got his title

the bit is about two guys talking... ‘did you see lisa…she’s hilarious’

louis says, he doesn’t care how funny lisa is, she’s not hilarious

- that he hates lisa and hopes lisa falls from a huge cliff

to her bloody death and just before she hits the bottom,

superman swoops down and catches her and

then drops her from even higher - to her bloody death,

he hates lisa - that’s hilarious...

ck spends most of our time talking about dicks and

endlessly prolonged masturbation pantomime

- which for some reason, makes it to air on comedy central

what doesn’t make it on air is his over use of the f-bomb

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

most of his show is like being on a major construction site

where the backhoe, the caterpillar, the grader, the dump truck

and every other truck on the site are all backing-up together

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

on the other hand (the one he's not using...)

he’s got some great stuff about us fat white americans

and how much complaining we do, and why...

about flying, ATM’s, travel and our phones, real good stuff…

he starts off his feature film – slow

by saying he ‘doesn’t know how to open a show’

and he doesn’t know how to finish a show either,

by ending with –

that’s it’s ok with him to do it with a girl when she’s

on her period

that was his last joke...

period, really?