Tuesday, January 31, 2012

TERRIBLE SHORTAGE OF BAD GUYS

they are dropping like flies

former strongmen and dictators are becoming scarce

lately we have witnessed the fall or death of dictators

in various countries all over the world

mubarak in egypt was ousted and is on trial

gaddafi of libya was killed by angry rebels

various terrorist head honchos been nailed by our predators

and obama got osama

kim jong il of north korea, died of a heart attack

history tells us that some dictators were lucky enough

to enjoy a long life, but most of them have

committed suicide, or have been ousted or killed

infamous roman dictator, nero, committed suicide

another notorious roman dictator, caligula

was assassinated by his own officers

hitler committed suicide, stalin died of a stroke

saddam hussein was executed, being sentenced to death

america needs a bad guy, that pipsqueak in iran is nuts

who can we unite against, we need a villain

all that's really left is snidely whiplash, really

whiplash is the stereotypical villain,

the kind found in the old silent movies

he wears all black clothing, has a black cape

a tall black top hat and of course

he is always twirling his long handlebar moustache

and i'm pretty sure he's on a cia watch list