not those silly little hot dogs served everywhere
or even the famous dodger dog, - a foot long masterpiece
no, doogie's in newington, ct serves the 2 foot long
it's not 2 dogs, it is a two foot long tube steak of the gods
WAIT! hold the mustard... they will no longer serve up
this famous two foot long hot dog any longer - no, longer
- heck, much longer and i could get a girlfriend
the eatery said the dogs demise is due to the closing of
grote & weigel, the bloomfield-based meat company
that has provided doogie's with its marvelous meats
to celebrate the life of the beloved dog, doogie's will hold
on to your wienie... so patrons can come in and bid
a fond farewell, a long lasting goodbye - just call ahead
the big farewell is february 5th - as long as it lasts
better stock-up in the catsup... for the dog's downfall...
this hot dog, with its extra large bun, has been praised by
foodies all over this hot dog loving world for years
doogie's said it has already tested four meat packers
to see the size of their meat and to size them up
and also to find the best possible replacement
something wild to replace their two foot longs
but like almost anything else in this world...
the new dog won't hunt like the old dog
and will probably not be as long
there's a joke in there, somewhere
think it over, but not for too long
