JAPANESE MEN DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

a government survey has revealed a big problem

over a third of young men in japan have no interest in sex

and a full half don't have a wife or even a girlfriend

damn you internet...

and the survey sez it's becoming hard for young women,

or not so hard as the case may be...

japan's population is getting smaller and smaller

the government does what it can to try to boost the birth rate

other than the obvious, they make payments to parents

steps have also been made to improve access to child care

and the government will pay the doctors for their time

but young japanese men are avoiding relationships,

they just don't seem turned on any longer

what's a girl to do... new in town sailor boy...

japanese men say 'relationships are too much effort',

'i want my own time and to spend my free time alone'

the young women are getting stronger, - working out more

and the men are getting weaker and are emasculated 

so what could the answer be...

with love dying and valentine's day coming

it looks like there will be plenty of extra candy...

this situation should be good for red bloodied american boys

i'm sure some of us can pick-up the slack

send your unwanted candy (and girls) over here

this means tough times for a democracy and

a society already on the brink of a demographic collapse 

what... are these guys... nuts, stupid bookworms

always looking down at their phones and not

up at the real beauty in their country

but i think that this is really no problem at all

it's OK, just send 'em all over here to us

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