Sunday, February 5, 2012

YOU CAN HAVE A BABY ANYTIME

HELL, THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL

15% of US adults - presumably men

say they'd miss the birth of their child for the superbowl

56% of US adults say they plan to watch this year

of those, 67% are men and 46% are women

47% said they will watch because they love the nfl,

37% said they will watch the game primarily for the

super superbowl commercials

and 33% said they will watch because it's fun

and they like to go to a superbowl party

and 15% said they will watch because of tim tebow

some people don't know who's even playing

some people said they'll watch because nothing else is on

some people said they will watch to avoid having sex

so to some this would be an opportunity to

- not only missing the birth of their child

but having the opportunity to even make a child

and still, some people... say they will only pretend to watch

- because they like to eat free chicken wings

some people, well ya know...

some people.

enjoy the game








 












and your 1,250,000,000 chicken wings!!