HELL, THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL
15% of US adults - presumably men
say they'd miss the birth of their child for the superbowl
56% of US adults say they plan to watch this year
of those, 67% are men and 46% are women
47% said they will watch because they love the nfl,
37% said they will watch the game primarily for the
super superbowl commercials
and 33% said they will watch because it's fun
and they like to go to a superbowl party
and 15% said they will watch because of tim tebow
some people don't know who's even playing
some people said they'll watch because nothing else is on
some people said they will watch to avoid having sex
so to some this would be an opportunity to
- not only missing the birth of their child
but having the opportunity to even make a child
and still, some people... say they will only pretend to watch
- because they like to eat free chicken wings
some people, well ya know...
some people.
enjoy the game
and your 1,250,000,000 chicken wings!!

