Saturday, March 31, 2012

30,000 LESBIANS CAN'T BE WRONG

you go girls

while the world's greatest female golfers

are shooting it out at the kraft-nabisco golf tournament

in rancho mirage, across town in palm springs...

there's even a bigger crowd of females

this weekend, more than 30,000 women hit town

these are the kind of females who don't need balls

or clubs or even putters, no these kind don't even need

men

they are here for the other females and the pool and

the sun and not the son

it's just one big party to celebrate their celibacy

and swim and drink and party and yell 'di-nah di-nah'

 - it's 22nd annual dinah shore weekend in palm springs

we'll miss ya ladies, have fun, try not to catch anything

us guys will do fine, we'll go fishing

and i'm sure we'll catch something...