Sunday, April 1, 2012

MEXICAN HAT DANCE

the pope is down in sunny mexico

he's on a world tour to drum-up support for his cause

his cause is for catholics to act more like catholics

pope benedict urged mexicans to wield their faith against

evils such as drug violence and illegally entering the US

- before hundreds of thousands of worshippers

the pope said that his people would find hope

if they purify their hearts and minds

- that doesn't sound so easy while on tequila...

benedict delivered his message during an open-air mass

in the shadow of the christ the king monument

one of the most important symbols of mexican christianity

mexican christianity defers because they use way more

guacamole

the pope hit town flying in a military superpuma helicopter

later he paraded around in the popemobile before

an enthusiastic crowd estimated at over 350,000 people

often seen as austere and reserved, the 84 year old pope

charmed the cheering crowd by donning a broad-brimmed

mexican sombrero that he wore on his way to the altar

before his homily, he took off the sombrero and flung it

to the ground, the huge crowd gasped with anticipation

but benedict wasn't about to dance around it...

with the latest round of violence terrorizing this country

people prayed that the pope's visit would bring peace

to this drug-war-torn country

'we pray that he gives us peace', somebody was quoted

before the ceremony, the vast field was filled with noise

as people took pictures with their cellphones

and passed around food bought on the nearby streets

the pope reportedly did not sample any street-made

street tacos, he does like guacamole, however

but as mass started, all the huge crowd fell silent

some even dropping to their knees on the dusty ground

and gazed at the pope's altar or giant video screen

benedict encouraged the mexicans to purify their hearts

to confront the sufferings, difficulties and evils of daily life

he urged the young to be messengers of peace in a country

that has witnessed the deaths of more than 47,000 people

“At this time when so many families are separated or forced to emigrate,
when so many are suffering due to poverty, corruption, domestic violence,
 drug trafficking, the crisis of values and increased crime,
we come to Mary in search of consolation, strength and hope,” Benedict said
“She is the mother of the true God, who invites us to stay with faith and charity
 beneath her mantle, so as to overcome in this way all evil and to establish
 a more just and fraternal society.”

the pontiff later enjoyed a bullfight and yes, he did do

the mexican hat dance, skipping around the hat 2 times

then retired to the pool area where he pulled off his

outer pope garments for some sun and a round of margaritas


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