they're at it again
the government's long reach, using the food police
are after your chocolate again, more rules, less for you
there's a new mandate, that no snack bar can contain
more than 200 total calories, even if it is comprised of
all fat and sugar, which means i'll just buy 3 of 'em...
the food police want you to watch your caloric intake
the mars company, makers of all your favorites
has bowed to the pressure, thus, no more king-sized
snickers or king-sized anything and probably coming soon...
no more super-sized anything or super anything either
the government doesn't like anything being called 'king'
it scares them, so we can conclude.. which we do a lot...
no more james bible, no rodney, no larry, no martin luther
no arthur, tut, kong and definitely no more burger king
the worst part is they're introducing legislation to ban wurst
but the funny part is that the fda has granted a grant to
dd ic holder llc - a very large amount of bailout money
in their unanimous decision, the act read as follows,
'in order to secure national security and keep our
police force strong, these funds are imperative, blah, blah'
who's that, what's all those letters stand for...
dd gives you the clue, the fed has bailed out
dunkin' donuts
