we are still wondering, and now we're really curious
can people have sex on memory foam mattresses...
i had to go and ask the guy at the store
'is it difficult to have, ahem, 'relations' on one of these'
the salesman blushed slightly, tripped over a few words
and then provided something of an answer
'it isn't so much that it is difficult' he said
'it's just that coils give you bounce, which you don't get
on memory foam and from what i know, bounce is good'
people say that it's a lot more physically intense
because you're not getting any help from the bed
well, i need the help
physically intense, seems intense to me
i remember when my girlfriend had a waterbed
all i had to do is give it just one big push
then i'd lay back and we'd be sloshing around for an hour
by this time in my life however
a good nights sleep is far more important than sloshing
seems my frisky days of youth, like my hairline
are receding fast
in 2009 an AARP survey of adults 45 and older reported that
only 28% of respondents had sex once a week or more
down a full 10 points from the organization's 2004 survey of
the same age group, sad but true
old people are just too tired for sex, from lack of sleep
some boomers, then, buying a mattress that may work better
for sleep than for sex probably isn't much of a compromise
if you only fool around just a little bit and only once in a while
where's the problem...
nowadays, i like filling a wine glass and putting it on the bed
and then boucing up and down really hard, alone
and then i play that eric burdon song spill the wine
the wine doesn't spill, i drink the wine
and go right to sleep, alone
where's the problem...
GO AHEAD: SPILL THE WINE
