Monday, June 4, 2012

MAHER BACKS ANOTHER LOSER


being bill maher can be taxing

he makes way too much for a comedian so, he pays for it

lately, he's finding ways to give it away, thus, less taxes

he recently gave the re-elect the president and please

find another copy of the birth certificate fund...

a cool million dollars and now, he's bought into the mets

the 54-year-old comic's loyal fans might label him

a provocative visionary, perhaps even mo'fo prophet

others have taunted him and his 2008 God-denying

documentary religulous, as blasphemous and just a Godless ass

maher has made yet another monumental blunder

this time not on film or video tape or with an applause sign

he purchased a minority ownership stake in the

new york mets major league baseball team

that's right, they're tied for first place, look at us now mets

new york's other white meat

according to media reports late on sunday...

maher revealed that he bought a minority share of the team

'i just thought it would be a great place to stash some cash

baseball teams, especially in new york are known to be a big

cash drain, so i thought, what's to lose, i need the write-offs,

you know, i have habits that take some serious dough'

maher reportedly lost a bundle on lehman brothers and

has now decided to spend his cash even more recklessly

shares of the cash-strapped mets were put up for sale

after it suffered financial setbacks in the madoff scandal

- that's when a guy named bernie, made-off with all the

team's money and also took their balls

it's taken some real balls for bill to spend some money

on a team so far from home and so far from the series

but because he's a evolutionist,

we're sure he thinks he will grow a new pair


- yeah, that'll happen, when the mets win the world series