being bill maher can be taxing
he makes way too much for a comedian so, he pays for it
lately, he's finding ways to give it away, thus, less taxes
he recently gave the re-elect the president and please
find another copy of the birth certificate fund...
a cool million dollars and now, he's bought into the mets
the 54-year-old comic's loyal fans might label him
a provocative visionary, perhaps even mo'fo prophet
others have taunted him and his 2008 God-denying
documentary religulous, as blasphemous and just a Godless ass
maher has made yet another monumental blunder
this time not on film or video tape or with an applause sign
he purchased a minority ownership stake in
the
new york mets major league baseball team
that's right, they're tied for first place, look at us now mets
new york's other white meat
according to media reports late on
sunday...
maher revealed that he bought a minority share of the team
'i just thought
it would be a great place to stash some cash
baseball teams, especially in new york are known to be a big
cash drain, so i thought, what's to lose, i need the write-offs,
you know, i have habits that take some serious dough'
maher reportedly lost a bundle on lehman brothers and
has now decided to spend his cash even more recklessly
shares of the cash-strapped mets were put up for sale
after it
suffered financial setbacks in the madoff scandal
- that's when a guy named bernie, made-off with all the
team's money and also took their balls
it's taken some real balls for bill to spend some money
on a team so far from home and so far from the series
but because he's a evolutionist,
we're sure he thinks he will grow a new pair
- yeah, that'll happen, when the mets win the world series
