you can bank on it
some people find they need help conceiving
they struggle with sterility, decreased fertility or one
of the many other causes that make conception hard
sometimes it's just not hard, and that's hard enough
sperm banks, also known as cryobanks
are facilities that offer solutions to male infertility
sperm banks collect and store sperm and offer andrology
laboratory services such as semen analysis, frozen donor
sperm services, spermcicles and long-term sperm storage
sperm storage facilities are now under the supervision of
the department of defense, for obvious reasons
but the question is, as always, what are the reasons men
would want to stockpile their joy juice in a banking facility
studies have shown there are two main motives
- other than the apparent fun of making a deposit
first, donations from fertile men who wish to preserve
their boys as to create more reproductive options
and then there's men who work in occupations that put
their fertility as well as their family jewels at risk
like athletes, soldiers or men who work with chemicals
rodeo riders, stuntmen and of course, matadores
then, as always - there's the money
men make sperm donations to help infertile couples
or even single parents who can't conceive - conceive
and they get paid very well for making these deposits
most people aren't aware that this stuff goes for about
$200 an ounce and up to $500 on the black market
while black men's semen goes through the roof
but sadly, it's true that black seaman rarely donate at all
CONTINUED TOMORROW
