i'm so glad that the drug culture is so lax nowadays
so many people smoke refer and you know that
we've indicated many times that
some people should just not get stoned
most people that get high are already too stupid
but i'm sure glad that the guys in development at
most fast food chains are always getting high
- they come up with some wild new food concepts
i don’t know what subway ever did to pizza hut
but the pizza chain
is going for the throat of the
sandwich giant’s market with its new p'zolo
concept
coming from the
company that has ringed its pizza crusts
with cheeseburgers and stuffs them with hot dogs
this can only be the next logical move, even stoned
some crew members think they have gone too far
officially launched this week, p'zolos come in 3 flavors
they are a lot like costco's famous chicken bake
which has already changed my life, in many ways...
the hut's bid for sandwich domination the push involves
transforming a pair of
chicago red line subway trains
into giant p'zolos and handing out freebies to
passengers, they’re calling it the subway takeover - ouch
that's some cold cut on the sandwich giant
taking them on right on their home turf
'it's more than a sandwich', sez a pizza hut marketing
officer, 'It's a new flavor creation that is leaving the
sub category
behind, that sub category is
just a little too cold for us and anyway, it's a sub category'
- i think the marketing guys get high on something too
it's more like these food future wizards are doing coke
they don't have time to actually eat what they've
come up with, how could they, they'd be dead in a week
more consumers said they buy sandwiches compared
with two years ago as sandwich sellers lower prices
expand menu options, use fresher and
more healthful fare
grab-and-go sandwiches are increasingly popular
as are gluten-free versions
and options on specialty
breads such as focaccia, ciabatta and sourdough
but the p'zolo debuts in pure pizza hut fashion
- fresh baked greasy, extra salty and with sugar added dough
wrapped around various greasy-meaty-cheesy ingredients
and as we see time and time again
pizza hut will keep up the pressure and keep rollin' in dough
this clearly illustrates the identity crisis that seems to be
sweeping throughout the quick-service food industry
dunkin’ donuts is doing a breakfast burrito
some subway locations are trying
out nachos
taco bell makes a taco with a doritos shell
and starbucks is now selling booze
there, finally, i have all my day-parts covered
there, finally, i have all my day-parts covered
life just keeps getting better all the time
