there's more ways than one to skin a cat
or scale a fish a whack a wiener into submission
but from what i have found out, out here, in the desert
there is a multitude of ways to fry your brains
this oasis is full of people who in one way or the other
have totally reduced their minds to a crispy tater tot
the majority of them have no sense because
they simply live here
the sun is so bright, that it shines even in the shade
so even inside, there is no escaping the heat
in an air conditioned vehicle, parked in an underground
parking structure, drinking a cold coke with an ice pack
tucked into your baseball cap, your brain still will shrivel
but another way they fry brains out here is through
the constant use of tequila, massive amounts
administered at all hours of the day
i know for me, that in order to drink as much as i do
i have to start pretty early in the morning
sure, there's the meth heads and the crack heads
and the dopers and all those who stick needles in their
arms and necks, their brains are all pretty fried too
but i don't blame them
they have to do something to handle this heat
I'M GOING INTO BUSINESS WITH
ONE OF THESE HOP HEADS, WE'RE OPENING
FREDDY'S FRIED BRAIN TACOS
TUESDAY NIGHT IS ZOMBIE NIGHT
2 FOR 99 CENTS
