chi chi chia grows on you
and lately, it's selling better than ever
chi chi ching
seems that the chia seed has been used in asia
for more reasons than just a christmas novelty
they know that it's packed with nutritional value
chia seeds are a great source of fiber, antioxidants
and they are packed with omega-3 fatty acids
the seeds can be sprinkled on almost any food
or mixed-up in smoothies and milkshakes
the problem is they taste like grass seed
- which is what they are
which naturally makes us think about smoking 'em
well, some chemistry students at the university of ohio
did just that
their findings weren't published
- that's because they kept their discovery a secret
only spreading the chia around the dorms
ya see
the chia seed has other benefits besides just exceptional nutrition
this stuff makes a four hour erection seem like foreplay
and it not only gets you hard
- it grows and grows until springtime
simply be careful where you do spread that stuff
chi chi ching!
