studies have suggested that having red or white wine
or beer daily can actually make you and keep you healthy
alcohol can reduce the risk of heart disease
it raises good cholesterol levels and increases antioxidants
red wine is said to be especially beneficial because it
contains plant chemicals called procyandins
procyandins protect the heart and improve the elasticity
in your arteries, cutting the risk of high blood pressure
scientists say that drinking can keep alzheimer’s at bay
- that's if you're not too far gone and forget to drink
alcohol helps your body make it nearly 50% less likely to
develop many, many, many major diseases
-except alcoholism, of course
mr. booze prevents blood clots and 'sticking' blood platelets
and it can reduce the risk of a stroke and heart attack
drinking may reduce the risk of developing type-2 diabetes
gallstones, kidney stones and protects you from your
need of getting stoned by other, more dangerous methods
studies have revealed that drinking can reduce
the chances of developing lymphoma and other cancers
drinking can also cut down the chances of stomach ulcers
but the most surprising recent study has found that
drinking alone can be very dangerous and very detrimental
to your health both physically and emotionally
so because of that bombshell, i've determined to never
- never ever again drink alone
i will always accompany my beer binges
with a pizza
